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Jan
27th
Thu
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patience

your questions will always be answered. you just dont know when.

Jan
22nd
Sat
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Jan
20th
Thu
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saying sorry

people have the hardest time saying sorry so they say it using other words. today someone said: “here. have this piece of cheese.” apology accepted bitch.

Jan
18th
Tue
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halo

im trying to keep this halo on but the horns keep knocking it off

Jan
17th
Mon
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dump the chump

come on ladies. know your self worth. you are too beautiful to be with a person who has an ugly soul. 

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silly bands?

Nah son! Remember pogs and slammers?

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back in the day

www.xanga.com ruled the blog world.

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credit cards

they can clear you out quicker than a gold digger.

Jan
16th
Sun
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chipotle steak

delicious 

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